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from The Gospel of Ödov by Death & Hexes

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lyrics

My name is Big Moist
And being fat is my choice
I'm as obese as a man can be
Weighing 3000 pounds
And all I wanna do is pound
Even though I cannot see my own weenie

(He can't see his dick)
Where's my dick?
(Don't know where it is)
Help me find it
(Can't believe we're doing a song about this)
We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel this time
(That's cuz you fucking ate it all)

I think I pulled a hamstring
That is to say I pulled a string
Off a big ol hunk'a ham
I gotta eat 20 pounds of food a day
To maintain my figure
I can't feel my heart beat anymore

(He's going down, down down)
Someone should probably call a doctor
(Call a fuckin’ ambulance)
I think my heart, it ain’t acting right
(Gonna explode)
My blood’s pretty much like gravy at this point
I need medical attention

(Big Moist rambles)

I think I’m actually about to die
My heart’s palpipitating and shit
I think my pulse is 3

I’m gonna die
And nobody will cry
Because I’m fat as shit
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I look like a cow
Except a lot fatter

And that is the end
Of Big Moist, man
He died as he lived
A fat sweaty fuck

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from The Gospel of Ödov, released June 8, 2018

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